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Don't hate me for being big boned, hate me because your mom complements the fact.
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Reminds me of an old game for regular nintendo. I enjoy the classic style games. Got 45,000 points :-o
Author's Response:
I took some inspiration from games like Dr. Mario and Yoshi's Cookie. :) Classic games rule.
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Cool song to make a movie off of. Some insane animation right there. Wouldnt of gotten that idea for visuals for that song. rather creative. Nice one.
Author's Response:
Thanks. I had some more ideas I was planning to throw in, but Halloween kind of crept up on me :(.
Anyway, :D. Thanks for the review.
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LEVEL 1
#1 Should of been "technique" not "skill" as the latin version of art is "ars" meaning exactly "skill method" which is not at all "skill" means more directly "technique" Thats a common cross word term in the NYT, the only reason i know for certain #2 should have been Tom since Tom vilsack will take over Leno, but didnt work "thomas" didnt work either #3Was supposed to be "Tifa" yet it didnt work (friends play FF but I never have, but still know) #4 Australian Football league= AFL, but didnt work on here #5 Ah nathan actually works as in (Nathan Petrelli) "made one good link CONGRATS" #6 Surprised i got this one wrong. I thought it was Bill Black. which I was right, but this one made me look up to see why i got it wrong and found that Scotty Moore also played guitar with Elvis. but there is NOT only one guitarist with Elvis, seeing how Elvis played guitar as well. #7 Good thing u at least made pi work 3.141592 (first seven digits) #8charles (as in charles Jenkins "Im an inventor buff" AND YOU MADE IT ACTUALLY WORK! #7 Scott Wright I can only think of from Shaun of the Dead and Land of the dead, so this one confuzzled me. #8 Who knows bout darkside anyways? I dont care to know this answer.
LEVEL 2
driving game..that surprisingly actually has good links to next screen
LEVEL 3
Click orange button as many times (lol oddly enough the creator seems to make up 30% of the people to even get to this point of the game)
The last screen was the scariest "To be continued!" Ahhhhh
Im sorry for the "dissing" its just that I get somewhat competitive with quizzes, as with many people and to not give a point for an answer that is a correct answer is like a diss or insult to alot of us who waste our lives on random trivia...lol Im guessing some of the answeres Ive indicated to not work is probably some variation of the right answer, but there shouldnt be guessing to find out what u chose to be the correct input. Instead, maybe giving each question multiple answers, each answer being a correct one. Did good at stumping me on the Scott Wright question. He's not in that many things I dont think besides the movies I indicated. Im not that aware of if he produced or was supporting cast in anything, so thats prob why i dont know.
Author's Response:
LEVEL 1
#1 Ok, thanks.
#2 Conan O'Brien is taking over for Leno. Where did you get Tom Vilsack from? He is a politician silly :P
#3 was Zidane. Cloud is the hero of FF7, Squall is FF8's main hero and Zidane is FF9's.
#4 It has to be in lowercase. The whole quiz is in lowercase, it said it on the first question.
#6 Dates :)
#8 It worked. They all work.
9# Simon Pegg :) Edgar Wright directed Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and the show Spaced which were all written/starred Simon Pegg.
LEVEL 2
Thanks.
LEVEL 3
;P
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Its good, but is somewhat riddled in faults. I played this game for awhile..til about level 26 or so and it was good for the most part. The biggest downside was the server crashes. Had my guy really well equipped, had a drake. next thing..server crashed. lost about 250k exp and all my equipment, but drake was still somehow there. Makes it really frustrating. a had a friend that had similar thing happened which is why he also stopped playing. would be much more fun without these types of things. I understand this game is probably always evolving and with freeloaders like myself..it may be hard to have a huge steady server, so its understandable. Games void of any graphical prowess tend to not recieve donations or have "buy the full version" features, so if you have a decent way to obtain money, a new server would be a good thing to get "assuming this game is going to advance into a pay game." only graphics it could maybe need is item graphics or some type of fight sequence graphics which can be turned on and off. Fun game though, just unfortunate situations with the server made me pretty frustrated.
Author's Response:
We regret that you lose experience and items when our server crashed. Even though we are constantly working to improve stability and fix glitches, it is almost impossible to make the game 100% glitch-free. In the future, typing SAVE often is a good way to protect your character from loss after a crash.
Thanks for the review.
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Good concept, but coulda picked better lookin' lady. Looks like a girl I would mess with only with beer goggles on., but other than that the style of game hasnt been touched too much and the scripting seems pretty glitch free, only like 5 pics though, which was rather surprising. Of course its easier to negative criticize than positive, but people dont always have as much to say to something that is flawless. Being glitch free is a rarity on this site though. ~props~
Author's Response:
I have another 4 girls that I could post, but before I do I will need to research the rules, I don't want to bombard the portal with more games that are the exact same thing, just with a different girl.
Thank you for your comments.
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Dont think Ive seen a game exactly like this. hard to original now a days. it is easier just to shoot at any grade when lined up to get extra credit points rather than flying around collecting them. Didnt think it was possible to get a 6.2 GPA..lol. Very unique game/
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lol, yea, a few people have mentioned that its possible to get a very high grade through just extra credit. Thanks for the review.
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Is definitely a little better than alot of these type of button release guidance games. Was looking to see if there was a finish or something. Just have to wait til it is impossible to make it through. went to 24,210. Rocks are random apparently. It was a solid wall of rock by that time so couldnt make it through. One of the styles of games that always seem to work on this site. Anything thats not stick figures or dressups are good by me. And seeing a game titled "stick figure dress up" in the list above this makes me appreciate this one more. ~Props~
Author's Response:
Thanks! The walls and rocks are totally random. The rocks are random shapes placed at random heights within certain constraints so that they'll always be different. This is simply an endurance game, but there are definitely times at which it will be impossible to progress as one of those rocks will spawn just right to totally block your path.
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If you were to make this into a rpg it might be decent. But as it currently is, there is a high probability that it will get blammed. Dressups include the following aspects. Point..click..image. It is hard to capture peoples attention through such simplicity. A dressup in which there is 3 points where you can change the persons attire is like a triple mini slideshow, with a human figure as the background. Slideshows dont pass judgement and neither do dresups in most occurences. This might be a good way to advance your scripting techniques, but if you cant stand verbal punishment from people who are tired of these type of flashes, then it would be best not to do them. If you are actually doing an RPG off of this, then thats great, but most people claim to have a "trailer" or "demo" to a flash project which inevitbally normally sees abandonment. If its a platform RPG, please make the platform space big enough to make the character stable, as the graphics dictate that if its a platform game it would be super choppy. Well, it is a good start ~props~
Author's Response:
Well... You're wrong. the current score of this flash is 2.5 right now. Name it as you want. I found your review completely useless, you know? Your essay touch the problems of crappy dressups and other stuff, but that kind of work didn't fit my ambitions.
I'm cool with you, that you obtained method i used in this submission. I'm in flash for over 3 years, and i know some actionscript both with drawing techniques.
It IS a crap, but don't put it equal to some "DRESS UP A BLOB" craps. I put few hours of my life into this after all. Dressing an character isn't the same as dressing stupid red ball. And this isn't slideshow neither. I don't enjoy 20 porn pictures put into flash shown in time delay, so why would i do the same thing?
Why you said i can't stand the verbal punishment??? Lol. I'm not so hipocryte to not accept others thoughts and close myself in my very own world.
But whatever. You didn't submitted any flash into the site, and you act like you were master of the secret skillz.
But thanks for exhausting review. :)
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Good graphics, smooth animation. Good humor, especially for a avoider game. Only 2 levels though...The last cut scene was tricky..wasnt sure whether to wait or charge, but kinda figured it was a trap. Level one seems definitely harder to beat than level 2. Well, i dont need to keep blabbing ~props~
Author's Response:
Thank you very much <3 :D
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Enemies Killed: 5570
Andstroms Earnt: 981,420
Andstroms Used: 955,918
Score:258,902
Armor maxes out at 20,000 and autoheal maxes out at 4, but by the time every thing is maxed out, it would really suck to be epileptic since the auto heal is multi-colored and all the weapons are bright as hell. It would be nearly impossible to lose unless you try after everything is all upgraded. Definitely got hooked on this game. Been playing it since the first hour it was on newgrounds and still use it to waste time still..lol ~props~
Author's Response:
Hurray! I made a game with replay value! And that's what counts... Anyway, epileptics really shouldn't be on Newgrounds, there are so many noobs TRYING to make them siezure, so I figured it wouldn't be a problem. Good to see you like it. Cheers!
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