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Was another good sim dating game, but didnt have a very good ending. just stick the dick thing in her mouth!?!? Thought if you got about 9000 experience points the game would have a better ending. Im sure it took you a long time to make this. im just nit picky..lol Spelling and grammar could be better in the game also, but thats about it.
fav movie: sin city
played tennis when she was 12
fav actor:George Clooney
Dislikes classical music
After egypt trip, she loved 2 dive
She's keen on 80's music
She sometimes goes to school gym
Adores romantic movies
Her and her mother are teachers
painting makes her feel better
Likes to travel abroad
sometimes reads books in a park
Adores H.P Lovecraft horrors
She adores red wine, its very romantic
Likes strong and charming guys
She was called a queen of tongue kiss
She is single
hates guys smoking cigars
Doesn't like kissing in public
Lost virginity at 14
Lost virginity at a party
would like to try anal
dreams about sex on a tropical island
prefers slow and romantic sex
likes to fuck in strang places
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Mr. Fulp..stop stealing other peoples flashes...jeez. lol. I am of course just being a dumbass. This game is a classic. The first time I played it was either 1999 or 2000. Good times.
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How the hell does someone have this much time to do shit like this. Stuff like this that normally takes a staff of 10 a couple of months to complete, it just doesnt seem human. I replayed while right clicking and hitting "forward" and I can't believe how many frames there are. every frame has motion in it, and there's basically countless frames. Dont know why your hero is Spider Stacy and not visa versa. The only reason I would EVER know of that band is because of stuff like this. You're definitely not epileptic by the fact that your thoughts and creations can be so jerky, yet very fluent. This is number #1 score on this site for sure.
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Wire did do most of the work, but didnt help too much after awhile. Fun game..a little laggy though. score was 58,302. Its hard to make a defense game that doesnt get repetitive. There were various enemies in pico school, so it would be great to add those dudes. That telekenetic guy would be good as a enemy, but the ninja would be hard to put in a defense game if he had the same jerky movements as he did in pico school. I didnt notice a quality control in this game, but you might of had one. I guess that would cut down on lag. The kids didnt help much. Had 7 kids and didnt notice much repairing being done, its cheaper just to upgrade defense and max health and keep manually repairing. I dont know much about flash, so there isnt much room for criticism. Im sure if you wanted to make it better you could, but things take time. ~props~
Author's Response:
Yep, the hardest part about a defence game is trying to balance the upgrades and the enemies
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Pretty good. not many castle defenses have a movable character which is good. The lightning is the only real practical weapon on there. You can upgrade the lighting to 300 damage or so and it is the only one that can have a 1 reload time. I like wasting time I guess cause I just played until lvl 25 until I saw how repetitive it gets. Maybe a few more enemies will give it a higher score, but i speak the obvious..lol. its good to keep these games away from auto defenses because its easy to learn how to make them do the work indefinitely. I know you did that..just giving you props for that. Good game overall though
Author's Response:
Thanks...
We wanted to have a highscore table, but we couldnt...
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Decent start, but of course needs alot of things changed. 1.) the potions need to do more. 2.) Cant use spells against blob king. 3.) only a wall to run into after you beat the blob king?!?! 4.)too time consuming to beat with a bunch of idle time. 5.) no point to have stats go up to 100, when the game is easy to beat with all of them under 14. The setup is good, just some scripting that needs tweaked. I'm seeing alot of your stuff on here lately. I think if you slow down with your work, they would get alot of awards.
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There alot of defense games, but they rarely are this small in file size, yet this one lasts alot longer than I expected. I lasted for about 14 minutes it said. No intelligent person can say this is too easy because it progessively gets more difficult until it isnt considered easy. I like this game for sure. ~props~
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took alot of hand eye coordination..loved it. Got around top ten in score. Hint "ridingnorth". Great game...fun diddily um.
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Fun and somewhat unique. I always love fast paced shooters. mixed with girly dress-ups and im sure it will rate good on here. I beat the game, so guess i like wasting time. total points: 5,927,235 Bigget combo: 257. Didnt think it would count that in the end so didnt really try to work towards it. Shooting is good..titties are better, so ~props~
Author's Response:
Yes, you probably like wasting time, just like me. As for the scoring and combo, I don't remember my records myself :P There were lots and lots of testing and modifications until this version came up...
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Fun game. I think i might give up on the bonus stage. Every time I can only get down to 8 blocks. I might end up finishing it, but tried like 5 times and got 8+ remaining even when i thought I had it...hmmm. The final exam was somewhat tricky, but probably not as hard as the bonus stage. Great graphix, sound. Same thing everyone says eh? Not sure if there is a game like this that precedes this. The first time I've seen this puzzle in a game. Anyways..~10~~props~
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